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Unicorn Bacon Soap
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UNICORN BACON!!!!!!

4.00 out of 5
(1 customer review)
Price : $30.00 $27.50

Coming soon, by popular demand!

We made this product page as a joke for April Fool's, but the joke was on US. Y'all liked the concept so much that we're going to give it a try.

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APRIL FOOOOOOOLS … this product was only a joke.

except the joke was on us. You liked it so much that you demanded we make it… so we’re going to try to do just that. Stay tuned for Unicorn Bacon….

 

YOU LOVE UNICORNS!

YOU LOVE BACON!

(And what you do with those two in your spare time is your own business)… BUT NOW YOU CAN DO THAT BUSINESS IN THE SHOWER!

Yes, by popular demand, effective TODAY, we’re going to make what we’re sure will be everyone’s favorite Outlaw product: Unicorn Bacon Soap.

Marbled like bacon, but full of magic, rainbows, glitter, and happiness like the Unicorn Poop you have grown to love, our Unicorn Bacon Soap will truly dazzle and inspire your mornings.

No actual unicorns were harmed in the making of this soap.

Our soaps are formulated with an all-vegan combination of oils that is both delightfully sudsy in the shower and leaves your skin silky smooth and, if you wish, sooooo kissable (though we’re not getting all up in your boundaries). We make them with love and laughter in order to bring the best of ourselves to you.

Every order is combined in a rustic, gift-worthy burlap bag and includes one of our bumper stickers.

If this is a gift for someone other than yourself and you’d like us to include a note, put that in the order notes section when you order. We’ll hand write it in our attempt at a legible note.

Ingredients: Coconut oil, avocado oil, castor oil, olive oil, distilled water, sodium hydroxide, fragrance oil, and coloring.

All our soaps are handmade and, as a result, may have some minor cosmetic and weight differences.

 

4 out of 5

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I originally loved this soap, but my husband ate it. I guess he turned gay. He left me. I blame the soap.

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